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Post by The Joker on Mar 15, 2015 2:03:30 GMT
I am here now , so all you noobs and posers run to ya mammies , who am i ? why i am the top saw builder in all the world , i have build close to 1,744,002 saws , my saws are used an praised by every one , and i mean everyone ! , pruners , brush cutters , crack heads , gangsters and thieves , when you gotta get in and out quick . doin time matter's and money is no object , why if you don't use one of my overpriced pieces of crap you are a noob , a poser and a second rate human being , not to mention just plain stupid ! , they just sell like hot cakes , i can't keep up i have a backlog of orders a mile long , and i mean i work fast , i build 3 a year , its becoming such a lucrative business of separating fools from their money for something they really don't need , that i just quit my day as a plumber , its so good in fact , that i am thinking about sponsoring this forum , i will donate $1 for every saw i sell on this forum , if you guarantee that i can cuss out , flame and gutter talk whoever i want without fear of repercussions or getting my threads locked or deleted ,and set me up my own little part of the forum where i can spout my rhetoric , so every one can praise my crap , push it on everyone and stroke my ego until its as enormous as a elephant's butt , these saws are a deal at only $15,995 , only the best parts from china are used , get your orders in quick .
till next time , hate , dirty sex , and my overpriced crap ....The Joker
oh i almost forgot , the MS 362 is just awesome's ====awesomeness!
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Post by Admin on Mar 15, 2015 20:56:09 GMT
You should have some stickers made up. Stickers always make a saw awesome.
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Post by Eccentric on Apr 3, 2015 18:36:24 GMT
You should have some stickers made up. Stickers always make a saw awesome. Troof. The bestest are white oval stickers with stars and stuff on 'em.
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Post by The Joker on Apr 4, 2015 6:26:31 GMT
+3 , yeah i need to get up to date with this new technology , great looking stickers turn a mediocre saw into a awesome performer , the most awesomeness stickers say MS 362 .
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Post by hardwood on Apr 10, 2015 2:18:12 GMT
Just let me know how much for the sticker! Sometimes a $300 sticker makes it all better.
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Post by Eccentric on Apr 11, 2015 9:21:06 GMT
Hey Hardwood...
I was just basking in the gloriousness of my own avatar (which could ONLY be improved by one or both of the mighty Stihls in the pic being an MS362) when I saw your avatar. Chuck Norris is the epitomy of badassness. HOWEVER.....................there isn't even ONE Stihl saw (of any model) in that pic. Therefore.................I say your avatar is less awesome than mine. Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.
I just had a sobering thought (and that took a bit............as I'm a bit likkir'd up right now)...
If your avatar pic had Chuck holding an MS362...................well then the whole world would have been laid WASTE by the shear, blinding awesomeness that would have resulted. Some things are just too pure and brilliant for mortal man to see.....
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Post by hardwood on Apr 11, 2015 13:53:38 GMT
Hey Hardwood... I was just basking in the gloriousness of my own avatar (which could ONLY be improved by one or both of the mighty Stihls in the pic being an MS362) when I saw your avatar. Chuck Norris is the epitomy of badassness. HOWEVER.....................there isn't even ONE Stihl saw (of any model) in that pic. Therefore.................I say your avatar is less awesome than mine. Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it. I just had a sobering thought (and that took a bit............as I'm a bit likkir'd up right now)... If your avatar pic had Chuck holding an MS362...................well then the whole world would have been laid WASTE by the shear, blinding awesomeness that would have resulted. Some things are just too pure and brilliant for mortal man to see..... Absolutely agree with your statement. Your Avatar is a marvelous work of art! As for Chuck? I may try my hand at photoshop. An awesome 362 would make him look legit.
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Post by troll on Sept 20, 2016 13:40:11 GMT
Just let me know how much for the sticker! Sometimes a $300 sticker makes it all better. Looks like a lot of Goat talking to self on here. Are you schizophrenic? Took a half hour to get into this forum. Nice security. Husky 362 Rocks btw. Ported of course. Hey how much is it to advertise on this forum?
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