Post by Admin on May 16, 2016 14:28:04 GMT
1) If you refuse to buy a saw unless it is in 'minty' condition.
2)the thought of leaving a saw outside overnight makes you cringe.
3)you have pulled a cylinder after two tanks of gas to check the bottom of the piston.
4) The truck stays outside so the saws have a spot in the garage.
5)If the only videos of your saws running are by the guy who built/ported it.
6)You might like your chainsaw a little too much where you put tape on the bottom of it to prevent scratches.
7)your saw isn't broken in and is unlikely to be anytime soon.
8)you argue how good it is online despite never having used it properly.
9) If its ever been fueled you have to drain the only fuel that was ever in it to sell it.
10)you think it's reasonable to buy aftermarket covers so you don't scratch the original raised 'xp' sticker.
11) Theres a thread on each of your personal saws.
12) the only time your saw is run is when you piss rev it in the garage (Dano oh Dano).
13) "Next" level PSP's have duplicates of their favorite saws, one is ported and the other is NOS.
14) Pretty bars are placed on saws for pictures only.
15) Saws ride shotgun in wintertime to warm up before use.
16) saw rides in the cab of the truck because your afraid the tailgate might open.
17) SAWS ALWAYS RIDE SHOTGUN- REGARDLESS OF SAW. HELL IVE HAD 7 IN THE CAB BEFORE (pick up run to Jamestown).
18) Where did I put that towel? I have to set this thing down...
19) you spend hours designing climate controlled, dust free, glass walled viewing cubicles in your head while looking up reviews of how good your saws are.
20)you are incapable of admitting you bought the wrong saw for your needs.
21)all your long term saw plans are thrown completely into disarray when a builder makes another saw that's 0.00011376 seconds faster in an 8"x8" timber you'll never cut at an altitude you'll never visit.
22)If saw accidently achieves break in, it will be retired from active service and be given a full nut and bolt restoration including rings, bearings, seals, powder coat and new plastics with all new fixings throughout
23) You pass up 500 cord of wood to try and find a log big enough to justify a new 395xp with a 50" shiny bar you bought from another PSP. You find a perfect log but then have remorse about getting the saw dirty so you just go home and polish it.
24)If yoyr saw has a better shine on it than your truck
25)You spend more on saws monthly than your rent/mortgage payment.
26)You give them names (like Precious).
27) If you put XP stickers on a Stihl saw cause the sticker looks cool or a Magnum sticker on a Husqvarna cause magnum sounds manly.
28)Your wife is convinced you're having an affair as you sleep talk constantly aboutan Japanese/Irish tart called Sugi O'hara who's obviously very dirty
29) If you have enough new oem parts to build a complete saw just for spares on a saw that will never get used.
30) you own a ported 10mm 044xb new recipe fitted with dp muffler, hd2 air filter, full wrap handle, 661R dogs and a lightweight bar, hahaha, mine doesnt have a lightweight bar, hahaha, er, doh!
31.) You own bottles of touch up paint color matched fromanew white stihl part and a new orange husky part.
32.) you leave your $1000 saw at home when going to cut firewood and take the poulan wild thing to keep from getting the others dirty!
33.) All saws wear a digital tach/hour meter. One saw has been wearing the meter for a few years now and does not have 2 hours of runtime.
34.) Did I say one? I meant four.
35.)you live on a 1/4 acre lot and don't burn wood but have at least three ported saws.
36.)you have three different 3 saw plans (all of which are ported)
37.)you dont know what PSP stands for.
38]I'm tired of my wife and kids complaining their toothbrushes taste like gas and oil....
39) or after you drove 10 hours to the beach and you get there, unfold the beachtowels and there's oil and gas stains all over them from being under Saws...
40)You can remember how much was cut from the base of all your saws plus the port timing numbers, but you can't remember your anniversary or any of your kids ages or birthdays.
41)If you keep track of how many tanks of fuel you've used
42)every saw you own is "masterminded"
43) if #42 leaves you out
45). you think a guy using Q-tips without also dipping them in baby oil is a rank amateur, seriously the thick oily sludge sticks to the thin oil - presto cleano
46). it makes you almost as happy to send a box of parts to be built into a saw that you can then send away for porting as it does to get the ported saw back all finished
47). your chainsaw collection spreadsheet has separate totals for number of polished CCs and unpolished CCs.
48) you don't understand how paint gets knocked off a bar
49)you've put a full wrap and five point custom dawgs on a 60cc saw
50) All of your saws have cases or saw bags with their own soft towel and you have a cleaning bucket like you have for your truck
51) If you have a new favorite "work saw" every month or two, but just cut cookies and make videos.
52) you have purchased " super magnum hotsaw" stickers.
53)You have pictures of your own saws as your computer desktop background and screen saver.
54)If you clean the air filter on your favorite ported saw once every 4 years whether it needs it or not! then go on and complain (pics included) that you found a fine on the inside of the filter and how bad the filtration is on said saw, yup definitely time for a rebuild!.
55) you think poasting picks of a ported saw someone else actually used before you bought it means you are not a PSP
56) You run a compression test once a year or after every tank of fuel which ever comes first. Just to make sure it doesn't need to be "freshened up"
57)You get butt hurt when someone picks on you over your PSP obsession.
58) you belong to several nerdy forums on the internet and your user name contains the word husky,stihl,husqvarna,etc.
(i'm sure a lot of you are thinking " oh snap!" right now.):risas3:
59) you own "personal" saws.
60) If you've ever sat down your purse, grabbed your flywheel puller, and pulled it to blow off the fines behind it
61) you have purchased "skeleton" dawgs for your other "personal" stihl saws.
62) You installed silhouette lighting for evening viewing....
63) You have a noise maker playing soft water flowing and or waves breaking when your saws tired from piss revving..
64) you have a tattoo of your favorite saw....
65) If you have spare pistons and cylinders for mint looking ported saws that you haven't ran yet.
66) if you have a date set for port work but don't even have the saw yet.
67) If you have a porting date set for one of your saws but said builder has posted a new recipe video of another model and now your trying to figure out if you have time to somehow buy that saw to send in buy your porting date
68) If you've ever loosened up the chain on your saw before allowing pics to be taken
69) you might be a Pathetic Saw-diddling Pantywaist if you say good night to each saw by name before going to bed.
70) if you spend hours searching the internet to find instructions on how to fit a west coast full wrap, extra large dogs and a 28" lightweight bar to your minty ms170
71) if you've ever looked at the piltz ebay page and thought "oh *f-word yeah, that'll be sweet"
2)the thought of leaving a saw outside overnight makes you cringe.
3)you have pulled a cylinder after two tanks of gas to check the bottom of the piston.
4) The truck stays outside so the saws have a spot in the garage.
5)If the only videos of your saws running are by the guy who built/ported it.
6)You might like your chainsaw a little too much where you put tape on the bottom of it to prevent scratches.
7)your saw isn't broken in and is unlikely to be anytime soon.
8)you argue how good it is online despite never having used it properly.
9) If its ever been fueled you have to drain the only fuel that was ever in it to sell it.
10)you think it's reasonable to buy aftermarket covers so you don't scratch the original raised 'xp' sticker.
11) Theres a thread on each of your personal saws.
12) the only time your saw is run is when you piss rev it in the garage (Dano oh Dano).
13) "Next" level PSP's have duplicates of their favorite saws, one is ported and the other is NOS.
14) Pretty bars are placed on saws for pictures only.
15) Saws ride shotgun in wintertime to warm up before use.
16) saw rides in the cab of the truck because your afraid the tailgate might open.
17) SAWS ALWAYS RIDE SHOTGUN- REGARDLESS OF SAW. HELL IVE HAD 7 IN THE CAB BEFORE (pick up run to Jamestown).
18) Where did I put that towel? I have to set this thing down...
19) you spend hours designing climate controlled, dust free, glass walled viewing cubicles in your head while looking up reviews of how good your saws are.
20)you are incapable of admitting you bought the wrong saw for your needs.
21)all your long term saw plans are thrown completely into disarray when a builder makes another saw that's 0.00011376 seconds faster in an 8"x8" timber you'll never cut at an altitude you'll never visit.
22)If saw accidently achieves break in, it will be retired from active service and be given a full nut and bolt restoration including rings, bearings, seals, powder coat and new plastics with all new fixings throughout
23) You pass up 500 cord of wood to try and find a log big enough to justify a new 395xp with a 50" shiny bar you bought from another PSP. You find a perfect log but then have remorse about getting the saw dirty so you just go home and polish it.
24)If yoyr saw has a better shine on it than your truck
25)You spend more on saws monthly than your rent/mortgage payment.
26)You give them names (like Precious).
27) If you put XP stickers on a Stihl saw cause the sticker looks cool or a Magnum sticker on a Husqvarna cause magnum sounds manly.
28)Your wife is convinced you're having an affair as you sleep talk constantly aboutan Japanese/Irish tart called Sugi O'hara who's obviously very dirty
29) If you have enough new oem parts to build a complete saw just for spares on a saw that will never get used.
30) you own a ported 10mm 044xb new recipe fitted with dp muffler, hd2 air filter, full wrap handle, 661R dogs and a lightweight bar, hahaha, mine doesnt have a lightweight bar, hahaha, er, doh!
31.) You own bottles of touch up paint color matched fromanew white stihl part and a new orange husky part.
32.) you leave your $1000 saw at home when going to cut firewood and take the poulan wild thing to keep from getting the others dirty!
33.) All saws wear a digital tach/hour meter. One saw has been wearing the meter for a few years now and does not have 2 hours of runtime.
34.) Did I say one? I meant four.
35.)you live on a 1/4 acre lot and don't burn wood but have at least three ported saws.
36.)you have three different 3 saw plans (all of which are ported)
37.)you dont know what PSP stands for.
38]I'm tired of my wife and kids complaining their toothbrushes taste like gas and oil....
39) or after you drove 10 hours to the beach and you get there, unfold the beachtowels and there's oil and gas stains all over them from being under Saws...
40)You can remember how much was cut from the base of all your saws plus the port timing numbers, but you can't remember your anniversary or any of your kids ages or birthdays.
41)If you keep track of how many tanks of fuel you've used
42)every saw you own is "masterminded"
43) if #42 leaves you out
45). you think a guy using Q-tips without also dipping them in baby oil is a rank amateur, seriously the thick oily sludge sticks to the thin oil - presto cleano
46). it makes you almost as happy to send a box of parts to be built into a saw that you can then send away for porting as it does to get the ported saw back all finished
47). your chainsaw collection spreadsheet has separate totals for number of polished CCs and unpolished CCs.
48) you don't understand how paint gets knocked off a bar
49)you've put a full wrap and five point custom dawgs on a 60cc saw
50) All of your saws have cases or saw bags with their own soft towel and you have a cleaning bucket like you have for your truck
51) If you have a new favorite "work saw" every month or two, but just cut cookies and make videos.
52) you have purchased " super magnum hotsaw" stickers.
53)You have pictures of your own saws as your computer desktop background and screen saver.
54)If you clean the air filter on your favorite ported saw once every 4 years whether it needs it or not! then go on and complain (pics included) that you found a fine on the inside of the filter and how bad the filtration is on said saw, yup definitely time for a rebuild!.
55) you think poasting picks of a ported saw someone else actually used before you bought it means you are not a PSP
56) You run a compression test once a year or after every tank of fuel which ever comes first. Just to make sure it doesn't need to be "freshened up"
57)You get butt hurt when someone picks on you over your PSP obsession.
58) you belong to several nerdy forums on the internet and your user name contains the word husky,stihl,husqvarna,etc.
(i'm sure a lot of you are thinking " oh snap!" right now.):risas3:
59) you own "personal" saws.
60) If you've ever sat down your purse, grabbed your flywheel puller, and pulled it to blow off the fines behind it
61) you have purchased "skeleton" dawgs for your other "personal" stihl saws.
62) You installed silhouette lighting for evening viewing....
63) You have a noise maker playing soft water flowing and or waves breaking when your saws tired from piss revving..
64) you have a tattoo of your favorite saw....
65) If you have spare pistons and cylinders for mint looking ported saws that you haven't ran yet.
66) if you have a date set for port work but don't even have the saw yet.
67) If you have a porting date set for one of your saws but said builder has posted a new recipe video of another model and now your trying to figure out if you have time to somehow buy that saw to send in buy your porting date
68) If you've ever loosened up the chain on your saw before allowing pics to be taken
69) you might be a Pathetic Saw-diddling Pantywaist if you say good night to each saw by name before going to bed.
70) if you spend hours searching the internet to find instructions on how to fit a west coast full wrap, extra large dogs and a 28" lightweight bar to your minty ms170
71) if you've ever looked at the piltz ebay page and thought "oh *f-word yeah, that'll be sweet"